The Brazilian defender struggled to deal with the banter following a mistake in training ahead of Wednesday’s Champions League victory against Arsenal.
The 30-year-old needed to be restrained by his team-mates after he took offence to being the butt of the joke among a group of watching press during a training session.
Although the blunder wasn’t captured on film, it clearly amused the assembled media and the rest of the Bayern players, including Bastian Schweinsteiger and Arjen Robben, who can be seen chuckling as they frogmarch the Brazil international off the training pitch.